Soldier went to the Ultimate Fighting Championships in Atlanta this weekend. Today at my mother in law’s birthday dinner, Fat Cat tells us all about it.
Fat Cat: Soldier went to the KFC fights last night.
I giggle and say, under my breath, ‘those are chicken fights, extra vs. crispy’
Number one: Those are brutal!
Mother in law: Those are chicken fights , they call them cock fights, that must be some new name for them
Fathr in law: They have cock fights there on base?
Fat Cat: No they went to Atlanta.
Number one: He went to a cock fight too?
Fat Cat: I did not know that, I thought he went to the KFC fights
Mother in law: That is what you said, isn’t it illegal?
Number One: No, they broadcast them on HBO
Fat Cat: They show cock fights on TV??
Number One: No, they show UFC fights.
Father in law: So who when to a cock fight.
Fat Cat: I do not know, but they sure should not have them on HBO, When is it on?
I just went into the kitchen and started on my cakes for the next week.
7 years ago