It is my home, my neighborhood, and my history. It is what I am and where I came from. Embarrassing? Yes Boring? Never

Monday, August 31, 2009

Red Neck Mama

Friday night I went to the gun range with my son and shot the assault rifle along with a variety of weapons. Really good for the frustration build up, I do have to tell you. Then came home and went to the county fair with my husband - where I ate steak on a stick and fried dough.

As I walked around I realized I am just completely white trash.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Thought for the day

“To be rich in admiration and free from envy, to rejoice greatly in the good of others, to love with such generosity of heart that your love is still a dear possession in absence or unkindness - these are the gifts which money cannot buy.”
—Robert Louis Stevenson
(1850-1894); poet, essayist, author

Friday, August 14, 2009

I Just Need to Sleep In

I had a hard time getting up and cannot wait until tomorrow to sleep. I spent too long in the shower (I think I may have actually taken a nap standing up) which threw me more and more behind. Then I went to pack my lunch and hell angels must have broken in and ate all my food, because the plate of grilled chicken, the plate of cooked corn on the cob, the bowl of cheese noodles, 3 loaves of zucchini bread (I just made it Wednesday night) – all gone—just air where they once were- (I actually reached in the fridge and touched the empty shelves to make sure that they had not taken on some camo technique) . So I have a can of soup for lunch. Damn it. Then I did not have time to get my hair completely dry so it is ½ wet and will dry that crazy ‘I got up too late to do anything’ look. Which was cool when I was in my twenties and had a slight wild streak but now that I am a memaw, it just looks nasty. Then Tank is having a car issue, so he had to bring me to work, and Buster, the wonder hound, got all excited and stated freaking out completely with spins and kicks and yipping, so he came with us and got mud all over my clothes so now I am wet from trying to wash them in the bathroom. And it is 8:19.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Basic Light

Tank: When was the last time you cleaned the windows in your car?

Me: That is my white trash window tint baby, an inch of nicotine!

(yeah I know, I quit smoking in April, but I've been very busy.......)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Wing Man

Was there any doubt?

Gore: Hey, Bill, you want to go to Korea and pickup a couple chicks?