IT WAS GREEN!!!

“This is not my sub!”

Chewing, chewing, chewing

“You are eating MY sub!”

“No I’m Not!”

“You have guacamole all over your face!”

“Yuck I hate guacamole”

“You just ate ½ of my sandwich, and it was covered in it”

“I thought it tasted funny.”

“But yet you keep eating it?”

“I thought it was my sandwich.”

"It was GREEN"

"Well, i though there was lettuce."

“You got a CHEESE STEAK - I got a chicken bacon and Guacamole!”

“I would not order it again, it was not really good.”

(sorry this was not about the Mayor, I am still working on that one!)