“On the first day of Christmas, my loving family gave to me
-----------A partridge in a pear tree------------------“
Wow, Christmas has snuck up again this year,
And I am really pressed to bring you holiday cheer!
I struggled hard and worried almost all night
Because I wanted to do this just right
I wanted to bring the carol to life, make it real
To show you just exactly how we really feel
But of course my brilliant plans are all a skew
And I have to resort to what I can actually do!
Okay, it is not a partridge and it is not a pear tree,
so the Kracker carol will be……………………
“On the first day of Christmas, my mentally disturbed over worked stressed out loved one gave to me ……………..
A pair of drunken Partridges in a Charlie brown tree
(I found mug shots of Danny Bonaduce and David Cassidy and printed them out, made ornaments and stuck them on a charlie brown tree, my poor brother in law does not know what he is in for! This is waiting on his table at home!)
8 years ago