Bin Laden Visits

My husband could not find anyone to drink with and has drug home some old friend that is now apparently homeless. The guy looks just like bin laden, only filthy and flea ridden and in a ski cap and several shirts. He has a home sort of, but no heat, no electric, no water (which is really obviously let me tell you) and ---- wait for it------ at least 19 cats. If my kids were on their own, I swear, I would just pack up and leave.

Food Poisoning

Yep, egg drop soup be very very dangerous, cost a day of work and the lining of my throat. I came very close to turning completely inside out.

I Miss Him

Today was my father's birthday. My mother always said he came over with Columbus. Happy Birthday Pappa.

Real Housewives of Hot-lanta!

Okay, they had me at the OC but it has defiantly kicked up with this season to the point I have decided to start recording them. OMG it is like a train wreck and I cannot help myself, could I be any more of a nut? No no I cannot. And their stupid songs are stuck in my head to the point I am singing them around the house and doing the 'fly above them' motions too. Nothing I tell you more attractive than a 50 year old woman singing and dancing to urban pop. Not even the dogs are entertained but I cannot stop myself.

And as a side note to my complete depravity I am going completely nuts trying to get all the words and tune of the Schnitzelbank song. Yes it is a real song my German teacher made us sing, and I used to sing it to my children just to make them laugh, which works because it is funny. And in German it is really funny. And Angel remembered it and well, if my baby girl wants to have a good memory of her childhood, by god I am going to dig up the song and sing it again!!! If I could just get that 'tardy for the party' song out of my head!!!! Damn those housewives!!!

peopleofwalmart

Okay I was recently reminded about the funniest site ever, yes there is a chance that I will be on there, or one of my family, but if you need a laugh, go and get it, the best ever!!!

CAR SHOW MANIA

This weekend is the car show for my son and future son-in-law 's car club. http://www.droptout.com/
is the sight, feel free to take a peak, watch out for nearly naked women and freakishly handsome young men!!!

Anyway, it wil probably be great, despite as Fat Cat says, It is a completely white trash thing to do.