It's On!

The 'save the dates' are in the mail, all the bridesmaids have made bail, So off we went in search of the Holy Grail. To southern Ohio a shop we know Where every prom we used to go when we did not have much money to blow And I promised her I would not shed one tear but she is my darling my dear my emotions overflowng was my fear I bit my tongue and my lip But let me give you a solid tip so that you do not let your feeling slip Hold your pride in very tight and then late at night when you know longer have to fight To your blog you can cry because she is your baby and no matter how hard you try You do not want to give her to that guy (we have the dress, i did not cry, i am now, that is no lie)

Real Housewives of Hot-lanta!

Okay, they had me at the OC but it has defiantly kicked up with this season to the point I have decided to start recording them. OMG it is like a train wreck and I cannot help myself, could I be any more of a nut? No no I cannot. And their stupid songs are stuck in my head to the point I am singing them around the house and doing the 'fly above them' motions too. Nothing I tell you more attractive than a 50 year old woman singing and dancing to urban pop. Not even the dogs are entertained but I cannot stop myself.

And as a side note to my complete depravity I am going completely nuts trying to get all the words and tune of the Schnitzelbank song. Yes it is a real song my German teacher made us sing, and I used to sing it to my children just to make them laugh, which works because it is funny. And in German it is really funny. And Angel remembered it and well, if my baby girl wants to have a good memory of her childhood, by god I am going to dig up the song and sing it again!!! If I could just get that 'tardy for the party' song out of my head!!!! Damn those housewives!!!