God I am OLD

So just how old do you have to be to hurt yourself when you were sleeping? That would be my age, as I woke up at 4 AM with a nightmare that I was giving birth. Now that I thought may have been because Tank's girlfriend had the baby, a lovely tiny princess at 5 lbs 13 oz. But low and behold it was because i was actualy in pain akin to labor. My back still hurts, and I am just about sure that my contractions (aka spasms) are getting closer together and I am seriouly thinking that a trip to the hospital is not far away.